Quotes from the Movie Cant Buy Me Love

You ignored the Ronald Miller geek for seventeen years, now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller express!

Ronald Miller

Here is the prime example. You raise a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!

Ronald Miller

I need to talk to you. Every time I call you're either taking a bath, washing your hair or you're out of the country. That was a good one, by the way.

Ronald Miller

Nerds, jocks. My side, your side. It's all bullshit. Its hard enough just trying to be yourself.

Ronald Miller

Guys, take a look at my forehead... do you see a sign that says information?

Cindy Mancini

Oh yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound!

Cindy Mancini

Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?

Chuckie Miller

I mean, he went from totally geek, to totally chic!

Patty

Like we're not supposed to know he's SPYING on us in his SPAZ-mobile.

Patty

Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!

Quint

Look - it's a nerd herd!

Jock